Make Kids Believe


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You.Me.Bed.Now.

You.Me.Bed.Now.




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We Are The In Crowd - Kiss Me Again (redone version featuring Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low)

Via



all time low orders pizza.

  • pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
  • matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
  • pizza hut: would that be delivery?
  • matt: yeah.
  • jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
  • matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
  • pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
  • matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
  • alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
  • matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
  • pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
  • matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
  • pizza hut: yup that's correct.
  • matt: can i get two supreme -
  • vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
  • matt: ......
  • vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
  • matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  • vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
  • zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
  • rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
  • matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
  • jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
  • vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
  • matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
  • alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
  • matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
  • pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
  • matt: YES YES YES.
  • rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
  • matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
  • pizza hut: any drinks?
  • matt: six 2 liters of coke.
  • vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
  • matt: SHUT UP VINNY
  • pizza hut: is that all for you?
  • matt: yeah what's the total
  • jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
  • pizza hut: that would be 295.33
  • matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
  • jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
  • pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
  • matt: really?
  • pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
  • matt: god bless you, kind soul.
  • pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
Via My "Perfect World"

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  • friend: i miss my boyfriend
  • me: so do i
  • friend: he calls me princess
  • me: he calls me fan
  • me: sometimes fans like plural
  • me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
  • friend:
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th3r4py:

coLLARBONES



Where the idea for Harry Potter actually came from, I really couldn’t tell you. I was traveling on a train between Manchester and London and it just popped into my head. I spent four hours thinking about what Hogwarts would be like – the most interesting train journey I’ve ever taken. By the time I got off at King’s Cross, many of the characters in the books had already been invented.





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